I like the idea of giving to the poor and taking from the rich, man. Freddy on the imminent Marxist-leninist revolution I met this lovely lady named… Read more “Freddy Fastfingers”
Evebot Serial No. 69420
Processing. Eve on the best way to get past grief My favorite human emotion is shock. I will demonstrate. Bzzt. Ouch ouch. Yes. It is a Pokemon… Read more “Evebot Serial No. 69420”
Oen Van Ommeren
I can’t tell you that. Oen on the recipe for cluckin’ bell’s 46 herbs and additives I think this universe is probably a bit – there are… Read more “Oen Van Ommeren”
Old Man Checkers
I have shot zero people in the forehead with a pressurized air gun so far. It’s a life goal. It’s a work in progress. Checkers on continuous… Read more “Old Man Checkers”
Pinto Patel
It’s one of those things that’s better to see in action than to really tell. Pinto on his eighteen-inch schmeat cannon Sharing is caring, that’s what I… Read more “Pinto Patel”
Elder Spencer Smith
The best part about today was waking up. The best part about yesterday was finding two new wives after my mission. Spencer on the godly order of… Read more “Elder Spencer Smith”
Koji Parker
I start bleeding sometimes, and if it’s like a little bit of blood, I’ll just lick it up, so that way it doesn’t hurt anymore. But I… Read more “Koji Parker”
Tee Veeman
I think I’m gonna go with Liv from the Vanilla Unicorn. Tee on who he is taking to prom I showed a bunch of people during a… Read more “Tee Veeman”
Dillion White
My best friend would be a big large-mouth bass. And I’d be the Master Baiter – there is no bait he does not know and no fish… Read more “Dillion White”
Lando Stormborn of the Mountain Kingdom in the North
It is Valentine’s day, and I am completely alone. I rolled two dice to find out the length of my fishing rod, and I rolled two on… Read more “Lando Stormborn of the Mountain Kingdom in the North”
Humans of Los Santos 