Lando Stormborn of the Mountain Kingdom in the North

It is Valentine’s day, and I am completely alone. I rolled two dice to find out the length of my fishing rod, and I rolled two on both of them, so it was a very small fishing rod.

Lando on relationships

My biggest regret – I was deceived by someone that I considered a good quest-giver. They gave me a quest to slay a dragon, and then it turned out that the dragon was actually not a dragon. It was actually a person.

Luckily, the blow was not a swift one, and did not cause very much damage to them, and they survived. But I did accept what I had done as wrong, and I served twenty months of jailtime. I am a changed man.

I regret trusting this man.

They gave me a quest to slay a dragon, and then it turned out that the dragon was actually not a dragon. It was actually a person.

Lando on bitch-ass liars

If you have a quest, you will give us a quest and we shall potentially accept it – we have new rules now for accepting a quest. We judge it based on our party, because alas, we were led astray and now our image is being smeared across the city as if we are bad people.

I wish that I could be level 25, for I am only a level 11 shaman at the moment – but at level 25 I unlock a very, very powerful spell. I wish to succeed at our campaign and have an epic battle at our proving-grounds.

The Stormlord is quite powerful. I imagine that it has a great butthole.

lando on step-lord erotica

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